ways you probably don’t want to start the 2018-2019 nba season

Published on September 21st on FloHoops.com

The NBA season officially, finally starts on October 16th. While I’m not totally sure what all is going to go down this season, I am confident that these aren’t great, super fun ways to start your season…

Confidence Picks presented by Quicken Loans

  • Deciding whether or not you’re committed to your new squad, that is also in Canada — Kawhi Leonard
  • Figuring out how to split minutes between Lonzo Ball and Rajon Rondo — Luke Walton
  • Demanding a trade from the team you are currently playing for, the Minnesota Timberwovles — Jimmy Butler
  • Going under the knife for “minor” arthroscopic surgery on your left knee — Russell Westbrook
  • Still trying to find your shot in this leaked footageMarkelle Fultz
  • Strongly considering leaving basketball so you can join the Los Angeles Rams — Kevin Durant
  • Signing a jersey sponsorship with BioFreeze, I mean you’re basically telling all of your opponents that you are sore — Portland Trailblazers
  • Being the — New York Knicks
  • And forgetting the regulation size of NBA basketballs — Anthony Davis

Here’s to anxiously waiting for the start of the NBA season, now only a few weeks away.