Published on September 21st on FloHoops.com

The NBA season officially, finally starts on October 16th. While I’m not totally sure what all is going to go down this season, I am confident that these aren’t great, super fun ways to start your season…

Confidence Picks presented by Quicken Loans

• Deciding whether or not you’re committed to your new squad, that is also in Canada — Kawhi Leonard
• Figuring out how to split minutes between Lonzo Ball and Rajon Rondo — Luke Walton
• Demanding a trade from the team you are currently playing for, the Minnesota Timberwovles — Jimmy Butler
• Going under the knife for “minor” arthroscopic surgery on your left knee — Russell Westbrook
• Still trying to find your shot in this leaked footage — Markelle Fultz
• Strongly considering leaving basketball so you can join the Los Angeles Rams — Kevin Durant
  
• Signing a jersey sponsorship with BioFreeze, I mean you’re basically telling all of your opponents that you are sore — Portland Trailblazers
  
• Being the — New York Knicks
• And forgetting the regulation size of NBA basketballs — Anthony Davis

Here’s to anxiously waiting for the start of the NBA season, now only a few weeks away.